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11 March 2010

Assault with a Deadly Meat Thermometer




Man stabbed with meat thermometer at movie in CA

(AP) – 2 days ago

LANCASTER, Calif. — Authorities say a man was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer after asking a woman to silence her cell phone during a screening of the film "Shutter Island" at a Southern California movie theater.

Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore says the stabbing happened Feb. 27 during a screening of the Martin Scorsese film in Lancaster. He says the two suspects remain at large.

Whitmore says the victim had complained about a woman sitting nearby who was talking on her phone during the movie. He says the woman left with two men, but the men returned minutes later and stabbed the victim in the neck.

Two other people in the theater came to the victim's aid and also were hurt. The man was hospitalized with serious injuries.

The sheriff's office says it knew the weapon used was a meat thermometer because the suspects left it behind. No further details were released.


Ouch.

So who carries around a meat thermometer to a picture show?

17 November 2009

When will the reign of bacon end?



Not anytime soon I guess.

21 July 2009

Sympathy Food

Nothing says "You're In My Prayers" like a bowl of mac and cheese.

Today I read about an interesting new business: sympathy food. The folks at SympathyFood.com have taken a new slant on the concept of comfort food, selling turkey dinners, pies, and yes, mac and cheese to comfort loved ones in times of sorrow. Started by former funeral home director David Storke, Sympathy Food offers a "comforting alternative to flowers."



I'm sorry for your loss. Enjoy these pork chops.

May your memories - and these pinto beans - bring you comfort.

A sun sets on Earth, a sun rises in Heaven. Warm at 250 degrees for 25 minutes.

23 December 2008

Receive Bacon

02 December 2008

Mmmm Cake



When you think of cake, what comes to mind? Do you picture a nice red velvet cake with cream cheese icing? Or maybe a chocolate-covered yellow cake?

I have had my fair share of cakes, including wedding cake, cheesecake, carrot cake, strawberry shortcake, coca-cola cake, coconut cake, spice cake, rum cake, ice cream cake, orange cream cake, chocolate chocolate cake, birthday cake, pineapple upside down cake...

...and while I am not a cake expert by any means, I would have to say that this beefcake that I found, well, it takes the cake.

Yes, that's right. It's a meat cake, constructed with layers of meat and ketchup with mashed potato icing. Does it get any better than this? I know what my next birthday cake will be.

30 October 2008

Music Thursday: Luther Burger



Ummmm doughnuts.....
Ummmm burgers.....
Ummmm Luther Burgers.....

It seems that if you use a sweet glazed doughnut as a bun for your burger, then you have a Luther Burger. This was the brainchild of the late Luther Vandross. Was it the cause of his death? Was it the inspiration for his hit Never Too Much? We may never know. Whatever the case may be, most people won't remember Mr. Vandross for his silky smooth voice, but for this culinary invention that packs in several thousand calories per bite.

I would like to see the Super Size Me guy eat these things for 30 days.

Luther Vandross's Never Too Much

21 October 2008

Hats of Meat


The Brisket Yarmulke- Made of 100% kosher brisket.

From the files of the weird I bring you...... Hats of Meat.

Yes apparently some people enjoy wearing raw meat on their head. Is it a fetish? Is it a phobia? We may never know the true answer.

11 October 2008

As in, made by a ho?

We stumbled upon this BBQ sauce in Publix about a year ago...

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Pat's Ho-Made BBQ Sauce

Then today, I encountered yet another HO-MADE product...



Phil Rohrer's Ho-Made Soups. Four Ho-Made soups, to be exact. Available at Phil Rohrer's Lunch Restaurant in Two Rivers, Wisconsin.

And it doesn't end there. There is apparently an entire line of ho-made fare available from Mrs. Bea...



Outstanding. Keep it up, hoes, keep it up.

09 October 2008

I Can't Believe It's Not Chicken

And for just $3.05 more...

24 September 2008

Decision '08


Are you ready for the election season? It is what the media is tabbing Decision '08. Are you conservative? Are you liberal? Do you vote independent? You may be thinking, "I thought this was a food blog, not a political blog". Well, you are right. That is why we need to cast our votes for either Bacon or Fries.

I have added a poll to the sidebar ------->>>>>>>

17 September 2008

Tomato Soup Anyone?

It would've been really interesting to be in the marketing department when they came up with this: